Ah, sweet solitude: okay, I wanted to get three things done today, what were they.
"Moooommmmmmmmmmmy!"
Oh never mind.
Trifextra: Week Two
"For this week's challenge, we are asking you to give us a complete story in three sentences."
Okay, so I stretched the first sentence a bit. I think I should get a little leeway. I did just write the story of my life.
10 minutes later:
Okay, this could be bad. How many of you playing this game can not stop thinking in three sentence stories now?
ie.:
Me: "Oh Dora sticker book, where are you?"
Me: "Ah-ha! I found it."
Her: "That's not the right one."
I call this one "Chasing Clara":
Wait. Stop. FREEZE!
And this one is not for the faint of heart:
Me: "Oh my gosh, what the....(trails off)?"
Me: "Clara, come back here and let me finishing wiping the poop off of your back!"
Me (to myself): What's that on my pants, peanut butter or.....(trails off).
I think they should have issued a warning with this particular challenge:
Trying this at home may seriously impair your ability to think coherently henceforth, especially if you are being treated for anxiety, depression, bi polar disorder, ADHD, or are a SAHM.
10 minutes later:
Okay, this could be bad. How many of you playing this game can not stop thinking in three sentence stories now?
ie.:
Me: "Oh Dora sticker book, where are you?"
Me: "Ah-ha! I found it."
Her: "That's not the right one."
I call this one "Chasing Clara":
Wait. Stop. FREEZE!
And this one is not for the faint of heart:
Me: "Oh my gosh, what the....(trails off)?"
Me: "Clara, come back here and let me finishing wiping the poop off of your back!"
Me (to myself): What's that on my pants, peanut butter or.....(trails off).
I think they should have issued a warning with this particular challenge:
Trying this at home may seriously impair your ability to think coherently henceforth, especially if you are being treated for anxiety, depression, bi polar disorder, ADHD, or are a SAHM.
:) This Gramma would not fight you on your choice.
ReplyDeleteLove them.
ReplyDeleteHa! Yes, I keep going back and re-writing. This was a fun one.
ReplyDeleteIt has been a long time, since I was there. My only one is now 33, but you did bring back some memories.
ReplyDeletePamela
I think you wrote the story of my life, too. I think you did it well. All three times.
ReplyDeleteCrud. You're right. Now everything's three sentences long.
This morning I read all your comments.
ReplyDeleteThey made me smile.
Thank you.
every parent, mommy or daddy would buy this book...
ReplyDeletevery fun set of sentences
My Blog is undefeated
HA! (okay, that is the lamest of all comebacks, but if said with just the right inflection...) You have not seen the last of The Mommy Patient, Lancemyblogcanbeatupyourblog. (Unless you never click on my page again and you block my comments.)
Deletealso, thx
Thank you for joining this week's Trifecta Challenge.
ReplyDeleteYou wrote the story of my life, too.
Hope you'll come back on Monday for the weekday prompt.
:-)
I heard the word "MooOOOooOOOhhhmmm??" at least 30x while trying to post mine this morning. So I know what you mean. Enjoy your much-deserved poetic license. ;)
ReplyDeleteCame from the Trifecta link.
Know the feeling.... I just have a few minutes because the little one's asleep.
ReplyDeleteI can relate to this!
ReplyDeleteha!
best,
MOV
great job, very relatable, story of my life and probably yours too :)
ReplyDeleteHa! They're all funny!
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