Now, if I were to receive any awards on my blog or any other aspect of my life that I deem important(such as the rare but highly sought after talent of being able to open innocuous packaging without being reduced to tears), here is how I would look accepting such an award:
|Photo courtesy of preschool paparazzi during my daily "Kitchen Rap-Palooza".|
If I were offered a make-over with my award I would look like a cross between Nicki Minaj and this:
So, actually, I guess the first picture really would hold, regardless of whether I was given the perfunctory stylist and maid award perks.
That's right. It doesn't seem so silly to expect an award for honing this skill, now, does it?