Just Nothing

Okay, I was going to do a post for my weekly "'Why I Love Other Moms' Tuesdays" segment. I also have one in my head for Step 2 of my wildly popular "How to be Cool....(like me)" series. Also, I drew a self-portrait I was going to post. I still want to do all of those posts, plus the other 20 I have come up with since this morning, but that's not going to happen. So I am going with this:

Do you ever check your blogger stats? How fun is that. Here is what cracked me up today.
How totally disappointed would you be if you googled "puss in boots hat and sword" and found this

from my post Tape? Unless you are my daughter, I'm guessing very. What about "mini spa vacation"? Those both came up on the first page of the google search engine, as did "how to be cool like me" and "stop trying too hard to be social". After my initial giggling came my shock and horror, followed immediately by my optimism. Don't let these meager statistics lead you to dismiss my blog out of hand. It's all part of my cunning plan. That's right. Believe it.

Search Keywords
words human skull
how to be cool like me
mini spa vacation
puss in boots hat and sword
stop trying too hard to be social
tattoos writing all over body

(PS. - Yes, the 28 keyword search hits on
thinquehappythoughts were all me.
Whatever. Just, don't ask.)


  1. This is a test comment by an anonymous user. (it's me, actually). I just changed my comment settings and wanted to see what happens. Yes, I am that moronic.

  2. my most common search over the years is "woman breastfeeds cat"


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